Digital sweatshop alert! A Belltown-based company wants a digital artist to use a tablet and Photoshop to create elaborate illustrations "in about a day."

Digital Illustrator - Full Time - Fine Art Background - Sweet Job!! (Belltown, Seattle)

You know what sucks worse than having to show up at a job working for someone else churning out low quality schlock commercial art day after day? Working for a husband/wife team. Especially one describing themselves as "younger." Oh, and you'll have to kiss their dog's ass, too.

"You must be deadline driven, a team player with a positive, easy-to-work-with attitude and enjoy a small company environment. We are an energetic office in lively Belltown (downtown Seattle), run by a younger husband-and-wife team, with an office dog."